un-holler
i warned dj temporican.i tried to guide her.
she received, with open arms...like mother earth welcomes all small wonders - at the corner of union sq. west - a man standing at 5'10" (and by that i mean 5'5").
essentially, a naploeonic bundle of complete and utter financial district douche-baggery.
i'm so sorry i gave you my blessing to move forward.
please, don't lie about your height.
never lie about your height.
i've been out with many a height fibber.
clearly, height fibbers have no respect for the online dating community. and, therefore, they will have no respect for you.
i would rather date a crutched up 6 fingered individual; then date a crutched up liar...
he was, and many men are, nothing but shady-ass almost 6 foot fronters...
i like all kinds of men.
short.
tall.
thick.
thin.
dark.
pale.
don't get me wrong.
it's the deception that pains me.
i am...
a...
height hayter...
and lying by 5" is unforgivable.
i'm tall. i'm curvy. if nerve had an option for the curve, i would put that up there. i don't know if i qualify in the 'a little extra padding' bracket.
speak the truth, it's all we want from you. the rest is straight gravy.
HAH-HAH (a dedication to dj temporican)
he dropped the boom on you
offered you cash, a dollar or two
he was so tiny and hardly a man
white boy needed more - perhaps a deep dark tan
i might send him a wink - maybe a note or three
cause when you mess with dj temporican, shit - shorty - you mess with me
posted by tinamarie @ 9:47 PM
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