Wednesday, January 24, 2007

i've fallen

i'm working from home...
and this is just some of my morning banter with a friend.

producer pro to thecrutcha

can you do me a favor and take a look at this trailer? the file might be too large for your work computer, let me know how it goes.

thecrutcha to producer pro:

hey, i'm working from home and my computer can't do this. i'll be back in the office on monday. i had a little fall and knocked myself up a bit.

producer pro to thecrutcha:

oh my. you and your crazy new dance moves. please feel better!

thecrutcha to producer pro:

you know me, i have to keep up with the kids and their crazy dance moves...
or, trip over some cables and fall flat on my face at work...
so loudly, people came out of their edit because they heard me hit the ground.
it's the flyest dace move yet.

producer pro to thecrutcha:

saddest and yet funniest story yet. coffee came out of nose...

thecrutcha to producer pro:

i'm graceful, like an elephant.
yeah, i was wondering what 5'8" and 169'lbs of flesh felt and sounded like - when it hit industrial carpet. now i know. and my knocked knees tell the tale. it's like interpretive dance.
i guess this means i get to take that well deserved rest from online dating - without saying i'm tired of these fruity men - but it's only because i can't walk and i have fat legs.

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