i think i could go to jail for this
i'm working on the night move tonight...ooohhhhh...on the night move.
boredom, you see, it gets people into trouble. because people need people.
i've had a crush on this cat at work, for about a year.
it has recently come to my attention that i need him now.
maybe it's my non-dating, non-sex having, guidette ass...that has spawned this monster in me.
but i needa do something, so i did.
i did the only thing i know how to do...
i walked past his cubicle, made a mental penning of his last name...
trolled back to my desk...
logged on to myspace.com
37
single
has not logged on since february and has no friends.
but it's ok because my love will keep him warm.
i decided to cross-reference.
how do we cross-reference, temporican?
we log on to friendster.com
wherein i type his name...
up pops his picture...
my heart skips a beat.
37
IN A RELATIONSHIP
LAST LOG IN MORE THAN 3 WEEKS
who the eff do i trust now, oh interweb?
do i bank on his friendless myspace antics?
do i trust his friendster female attached status?
did he go on and get a girlfriend between february 12th 2006 at 1:01pm and the beginning of may?
sure, it's completely plausible.
but...
say it ain't so!
he passed me in the hall last week...
i whispered i love you, in front of my friends.
oh, internet, don't do me wrong.
do me right.
for this man has the kindest eyes and face i have seen.
and i want to kiss him.
let me kiss you.
posted by tinamarie @ 11:02 PM
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