No Nerve, Never

legends my ass

i am too femmy
i am kinda mean
i eat too much
i eat too little
i never answer the phone
i hate texting
i love oprah

you know what, Nervies? fuck you. i have stopped trolling for you anyway.
i don't need to make my profile more witty.
i don't need to find coworkers with profiles.
i don't need you for sex.

i believe this is the end of the line for me and the web.
i'm sick of agnostics.
i'm sick of the FUCKING TEXTING.
i'm sick of MySpace, and i only just joined 6 days ago.

don't you get it?
i'm back on beef. i don't need you anymore.
it's just like Speed Dial #2.

posted by Cristina @ 8:37 PM