Thursday, May 04, 2006

overjoyed

my title, 'overjoyed,' is a tribute to the great stevie wonder...

this evening, i am overjoyed for many reasons...

the primary reason being...my partner in crime, the crutched up of the most crutched-ed up bomod's (bohemian/moderns), i know...has cornered the male and female market on nerve.com

to you, this evening, dj temporican...i sing stevie, light a sliff, pop a tylenol pm and ponder my own possibilites on the world wide web.

i am currently fasting from nerve.com
i temporarily shut down my profile. i'm taking a rest, hoping to come into my own. a fresh perspective, you know, like a summer's eve. perhaps a fall re-birth is in store, who knows...

tonight, my friends...
i say, girl if you wanna grind, grind.
grind multiple style.
sideways, front-ways, whatever way you like. do the tootsie roll, even.
2 men
one woman
a couple
that's the glory of online crutchery, no one knows but you.

it's your day.
celebrate online dating.

as i am on an online man diet, i am currently trolling union square for takers.
meeting people in person is ill.
i met someone today.
one, keon. he likes clubs and webster hall and is comfortable being by himself.
i don't want to play with keon.
i don't want to play with the cat who passed me today and said 'ma, watch out you don't get burned' (while i was sunning).
i don't want to play with the union square mackers.
but i do give them props for the effort. so, thank you for making me feel like a woman.

note: i troll the union for the art of the troll
if looking liking be...
i like candy. eye candy.

but tonight, dj temporican is doin fine on cloud nine. i love the temptations.
and i am...
as i said before...
full, just knowing that.

may your booty always be shakin and your inbox runneth over.
it's almost friday.


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