No Nerve, Never

state of mind, part deux

listen. i know i have too much time on my hands today. but listen. no no no. just listen.
i was home all day.
i was alone with the dog.
the only contact i had with other humans was the dude from fresh direct, and the neighbor who brings me flowers through the window (don't ask).
i don't count the multiple episodes of Thief and Oprah i saw (parallel? i think so.)
SO. when i tell you what i am about to tell you, i don't want you to judge, ok?

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THESE GODDAMN PEOPLE ON NERVE.
i dont get them.
i dont understand.
if i winked, it's cause i wanna do it.
i do not want a relationship. i do not want to chat.
i wanna do it.
So. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DELAYING THE ASS-GETTING PROCESS BY WINKING BACK/ADDING ME TO YOUR HOTLIST/VIEWING ME INCESSANTLY?
send me an email.
and let's do it.
this means you, glasses person.

JESUS is it this hard to get constant sex around here????

(DISCLAIMER. i am under the influence of chips, aleve, migraine shit, claritin, and bringing the pain. i am not really a sex-starved predator. i merely play one on my blog(s))

posted by Cristina @ 9:32 PM