9 out of 10 mexican men, on ditmars blvd, agree
that...even with a gimp...
i'm still sorta cute.
this isn't the way i prefer to have my leg up in the air...
know what i mean...
know what i mean...
i had an mri today.
the technician was not cute.
i was hoping he would be.
he was un-cute and married.
he grabbed my legs.
he tossed them in a brace.
he placed a blanket over my badonk a donk body.
he closed me in my mri coffin.
i have a torn pcl.
i have to go through 3 months of intense physical therapy before i do any 'sporting' again -so the doctor said.
maybe i'll score a hot mexican therapist.
maybe we'll live happily ever after, and he'll teach me the glory of throwing my legs up in the air - once again.

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