new terms to add to your lexicon
over lunch today, with my co-workers...i discussed some of my new favorite terms...
1) word grinding: witty verbal repartee/enlightening exchanges -all taking place in the form of letter writing - or, in modern times, via email; creating a false illusion - that there is more substance to a relationship than actually exists in reality
2) peace popping: you need to break the eff out, haul ass, quickly...the situation is dropping things like they're hot, and you better bust a move
3) blunch: when your honky ass did not eat breakfast and you find yourself tolling your cafeteria vending machine at 11:30am and buying pop-tarts. (blunch only takes place Monday - Friday, as actual brunch is reserved for civilized human beings on Saturday and Sunday)
how this circles back to my expedition in online dating, you might ask? dj temporican, do you wonder? well, wonder no mas...
no word grinding.
i did it the other day with someone i used to date. and by date, i mean have slumber parties with.
and it gave a me a false sense of closeness.
don't do it to yourself.
skip the heavy emails...
skip the appetizer...
go right in there...
seduce him with one good email.
meet. no more than 2 to 3 emails.
lots of men give good email (and so do women, it's only fair to note), but it's rare to find a cat that can bring it in person.
and here's the bottom line....
you want it to be broughten...don't you?
work an email into a phone call.
make plans - hear their voice...
do they make you want to get all freaky n shit and take your clothes off?
go ahead, do it, find out.
but no word grinding.
grinding is for the dance floor. and by dance floor, i mean bed.
and if his ass is trying to tell you that blunching is ok on Saturday and Sunday (ie: he takes you to the bodega on your corner for a sleeve of peanuts and durty ass coffe, after you just rode it) then you might as well stop playing.
request a real brunch.
posted by tinamarie @ 2:53 PM
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