No Nerve, Never

on myspace, part 2

i wanted to track down everyone i ever knew in college. check.
i needed to know if people from my high school are married and pregnant. check and check.
i wanted to know the secret lives of my friends from work. check. check. check.
i needed to know if her midrift was as hot as i thought it was. check check check check.

what i wasn't expecting was a guy with a christmas tree shaved on the back of his head. him, not so much. he emailed me about Ting, so of course i had to answer.
he later went on to send me a message that was destined for someone else, a mistake i am quite familiar with.

so i broke my vow of only adding people i know.
because this person was giving a friend advice about how to help the 14-year-old brother who won't shower.

suddenly, myspace isn't so bad.

posted by Cristina @ 8:50 AM