No Nerve, Never

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the man in my life is currently away, in Miami, on a business trip. this offends me in the following ways:

1 - i hate when people i love travel. it makes me nervous that i'll never see them again. don't ask, i don't get it either.
2 - because i was so nervous, and because i knew that this week would SUCK BALLS with him gone, i decided to pick a massive fight with him on saturday night, eliminate all chances of me getting laid before he left, and, in general, acted incredibly mature.
3 - this fight, in turn, caused me to realize what a raging asshole i am, and i ended up apologizing profusely, which i hate to do.
4 - i miss him. and i hate that i miss him.
5 - i need some sexual healing, and he's not here, and now suddenly because of this whole monogamy thing i can't even make out with a friend. what did THAT happen?
6 - i'm insanely pissed at every single girl that has ever touched him. which wouldn't matter, except this is Puerto Rico, population 4, where everyone knows each other, and you, and your family, and once fucked every guy you ever loved/liked/considered dating.
7 - i'm going with friends tonight, but we all know all i want to do is get on a plane and make sure he's doing lawyerly stuff, and not grinding on some Cuban chick on South Beach.
8 - i never said i wasnt psycho, ok?? i'm a fucking Scorpio for god's sake.

posted by Cristina @ 7:12 PM