the source of all evil
myspace might be an even bigger jam...than the nerve.i'm talking 4 emails today, from 4 randos - here's what they had to say:
in order of trollish appearance in the inbox:
1. "hi i sasha"
2. "hey girl you sexy"
3. "hey ;)"
4. "hi, i'm mo, i'm from queens. i'm looking for a lady to treat right. i get my biz done during the week, but i know when the weekend comes - how to treat a lady right. you got nice lips."
so. listen.
this is bootleg. wrong, even.
i did have one myspace date, a year ago - and he turned out to be on nerve as well, and another one recently.
fine gents. i was able to double screen their shit. and they were cute. and they didn't refer to me as hey, sexy or nice lips.
and i'd like to think my lips are more than nice, thank you very much.
the original source of the dates was nerve, which then worked into - hey you have a myspace, no way, i have a myspace too...
and everyone these effing days can be tracked. i may remove myself from the space, as i did with the ster. the friendster was a problem because it evolved into stalkster for me. someone i dated was trolling, day in and day out, and leaving comments on my page way too frequently...he also had a psychic and called my me crying from LA, after he moved. needless to say, i never went to visit him. things were great and hot, for 2 weeks, until he moved and went buck nutty. he's also back in ny, and passed me on his bicycle when i was in the e.vill last week...i put the head down and prayed for better days to come.
and then, the only person i've ever had those feelings for...those gutteral cravings to see, touch, smell...he found me on there too...and it's all downhill and depressing from there.
and that's not what i'm about.
i'm about shakin it and having fun with it.
and, so, the interweb incest rears it's ugly and addictive head - with the profile overlaps, the cut and paste functions on the computer, the winks, the hotlisting.
how long is it before myspace adds on winks and hotlisting - and evolves into yet another crutched up dating website with bigger functions and more means for making lives like mine...miserable?
that was dramatic.
no one even remembers who they date anymore.
it's ill.
but i do.
i have a log.
good for me.

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