it is decidedly so
i'm taking the weekend off.maybe i'll troll the brooklyn museum for first saturday.
maybe i'll sit, pick a park, and read.
maybe i'll get pooped on by a bird, again - more luck to come my way.
which reminds me...i need to cut and paste my nerve humbling moments in to this blog...they should really be on here for all 6 of you to read...
67 degrees tomorrow and sunny on Sunday...
i need to walk around.
i need to let freedom ring.
i'm going to send the cancel card this afternoon.
i feel guilty, but i can't go through with it.
no one should do anything they don't want to do.
fuck, i sound like a pot psa.
i'm gonna take it easy on my heart and head.
maybe write in my journal, not on the net.
who the fuck am i kidding, i have to do this. it helps me breathe.
it's the beginning of a new year.
i went to the noble last night to begin gathering all elements for the '07 collection, such as:
2007 Daily Horoscope (to balance out my raging Gemini)
2007 Calendar (this was tough to select, i'll splain)
2007 Planner (still to be purchased, i'll splain)
2007 Vibrator (bought on Tuesday night at Fantasy World, after an amazing meal at Mi Concina - with an adoring lady friend. we took the plunge together, i'll splain the results later on.)
a horoscope is a horoscope. it's fine. it's just something i need to purchase.
compulsion, perhaps.
the calendar.
balls, the only calendars the noble in the union had...were ones of puppies and shit.
i love dogs.
i don't do puppy calendars.
i don't need people at work, cruising my cubicle and seeing puppies.
then they'll think i'm soft, and i have a reputation to uphold.
i have to be a bitch sometimes, and i don't need co-workers riding the puppy card.
besides, i have pictures of my little cousins and my family - on my walls - so i got donkey's.
a good old year of jackasses staring at me right in the face.
jackasses sniffing butts...buried in snow...
it's perfect.
planners ran along the same line as calendars, so this needs no great explanation...aside from the fact that the selection included puppies and butterflies.
i don't do butterflies on my planner.
i think i just got a little ill thinking about it.
the vibrator was the trickiest purchase.
my friend and i were in Fantasy World.
curved, with pearls, small, large, with veins, without veins...
it was all too much really.
i need more of a wam bam thank you solution; that would get the job done before bedtime.
i went with good old jenna jameson.
i figured, you gots to trust a porn star.
it's opalescent and has little rhinestones surrounding the bottom dial.
it's pretty.
it suited me.
long and sleek, uncomplicated, slightly bling, no fuss.
maybe that last line could be added to my profile, in the section: why you should get to know me...
posted by tinamarie @ 11:44 AM
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