$74.75
for a bargain price, i joined match.comi'm now double teaming web sites.
i no longer accept myspace dates, and - while i still rock the nerve - i only check it intermittently...
i'm working both - taking emails, scanning for dates and hot ass...
but, i'm healing
i wish it was sexual healing...
but it's my very own e-wounds i'm mending.
i'm reading profiles a little more closely, checking pictures for suspect moles and eyes that seem a little too close together...
i'm an interet dating super sleuth...
match seems different, in a category all it's own - so to speak.
the men are seemingly kinder and 'looking for love.' so they say. they tend to photograph in wife beaters or shirtless...
you have your sprinkling of hipsters - in your larger pool of financial douchebags and joey bags of donuts.
i mean, sure, it's probably all still bullshit - of the highest order - but it feels better than nerve.
nerve is sex.
crutcha likes her sex, but at what expense?
sure, i've met hot men with tattoos above their nipple - all inked up and ready to go - but i'm over it...
feels better than nerve...i say...
although, i was vibing on this cat...and we were supposed to go out last thursday night...but
he never called...
can't say i've ever e-grinded on nerve - without a follow through...
strange for match, no? with all of these men that want to meet their special someone. (log on, read the headlines, the testimonials, the endorsements).
i believe duders headline was 'let's make eachother happy, shall we.' cute, so i thought.
how anxious are men online, anyway?
instead, i did something special for myself on thursday night...
i put on my robe...
i crawled into bed...
i brought with me a bottle of wine and some delightful goldfish crackers...
when my roommate walked in to our apartment, she found me laughing and leaving endearing drunk messages for my lady friends.
it was one of the best evenings i've had in a while.
so, i thank the douche that never called me from match.
thank you, douche.
*disclaimer*
unlesss by some chance, said douche lost a loved one and could not place the phone call to explain - then i apologize. i would hate to appear selfish or insensitive.
*however*
he has been online at all the same times as me - since last thursday - it's scary how you can track things, no? i love it. so, i doubt he's at a wake or sitting shiva.
posted by tinamarie @ 8:19 AM
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