i'm horny let's do it
ride it, my ponyimma gonna walk by his cubicle on thursday...
imma gonna do a soul train, by myself, since temps will be in puerto rico.
imma gonna wear this tight, cute, polka dot dress i bought at forever 21 for $17.90.
imma gonna let my boobs hang out.
imma gonna sing r. kelly's bump and grind, to him.
he will be mine.
i stalked him again, today.
no interweb updates.
standard.
both profiles remain the same and untouched.
status = 0
my mind's telling me no, but my body, my body's telling me YEEEAAAAASSSSSS
WOO.
what man doesn't think a woman in a tiny dress, singing bump and grind, isn't totally hot?
but wait...
imma gonna dance.
a lot.
he's gonna think of sex, something i think i remember liking and remember being rather good at.
r. kelly, you are the soundtrack to my budding relationship.
and if he asks for an encore, imma gonna go buck wild...cause it's the remix to ignition, poppin fresh out the kitchen, mama rollin that body got every man in here wishin...
hot.
i would also like to add, as a side note,that i have not trolled nerve.com in exactly one month.
*i am over you - you hot pant, puma wearing punk. you sleep over king. you non-committed, giant turd of a mid 30's douche bag.*
i have real people to stalk now.
in real life.
like at my job.
done and doner.
good night my IT lover.
sleep well.
shhhhh.
posted by tinamarie @ 10:13 PM
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