No Nerve, Never

the fucking Nerve of some people!

ok look. i admit it. i have not shut off my nerve profile.

i said i would, and i didn't.

it's all because of this one guy who is SO MASSIVELY HOT that i can barely stare at his profile without exploding.
is that so wrong?
is it wrong that i am still browsing even though i should not be?

i'll tell you what IS wrong.

there is a group of Nervers (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) that actually send out the same email over and over again.
example:
my first week on Nerve, this dude sent me an email that reads:
"I know this is forward but, would have drinks tonight at the cutest bar in Chelsea?"

i never replied cause that's how i roll.
and i'm glad i didnt because last night, oh yes, last night,
HE SENT ME THE SAME EMAIL AGAIN!!

i thought it was a one-time thing. but no.
my first week i got another email from this other dude who wrote,
"hey there. how has your online experience been so far?"

to this man i actually replied with a simple "fine." (i'm so classy)
and of course, last night, 4 months later,
AGAIN. THE SAME FUCKING EMAIL AGAIN.

these people should not be allowed on Nerve. they spam.
but it is a special type of fucking spam.
it's a spam that, if you think about it closely, could lead to sex.

do you know any type of spam more traumatic than one that could potentially get you laid by someone who is trolling the internet deceitfully?!?!?!

no no no.
this is worse than spam. this is N'am.
the Nerve Spam.
it's the Nerve Spam that kills, that thrills, that uses you up until you cave.
and you go out to drinks with Boom.
see? it all comes back to Boom.

i've been to N'am.
and it's not pretty.

posted by Cristina @ 9:09 PM