i thought i had nothing to say
but a mid-day word grind has convinced me otherwise....i'm grinding.
grinding.
e-grinding with a friend of mine, who i happened to ask out on a date last year...
i wanted him, parts of me still want him, though it's no longer uncomfortable.
nothing is or ever will be as uncomfortable as the day i emailed him to ask him out, thought he had left for vacation, and found him sitting in his cubicle the next day.
i pulled a weiner move and got caught in the act.
i only asked him out because i thought i would never see him again, with the exception of making out with him in a hot and unbridled manner...
but i ran into him about 16 hours after i pressed send, and i was forced to confront my loose fingers...
back to my original point...
i emailed him, back and forth...back and forth...today...
about 5 minutes ago i was composing a verbal masterpiece...
effing microsoft word...
i meant to write i need a nap...
i wrote i need anap...
microsoft word auto-corrected to i need anal...
could you imagine?
have you ever?
effing a, bitch.
that would have been uncomfortable.
it's been almost a year since the incident, me asking him out through shady webmaster means...
then, imagine, i write an email to him...i need anal...
i caught that emmer effer...corrected it to i need a nap...and logged off...
i am learning my limits.
i know when to stop.
i am beginning my 12 step, interweb trollers unlimited unite, program today.
one scare is enough.
posted by tinamarie @ 3:36 PM
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