i understand this whole online dating thing...but
is this really necessary:NO PICTURE
handle name: bendmeover
headline: why is it so hard to meet a cool girl? (um, douchey - maybe because your name is bend me over...um, hi)
sex: male
age: 45
location: brooklyn, ny
occupation: creativity
i mean, did i really have to be hotlisted by this cat?
a bendmeover hotlisting is just about as bad as the time yourmaster (m, 41, relationship status: prefer not to say) emailed me about wanting to spank me and teach me how to be a good girl...
side note: if he could be anywhere right now: 'i would be taking you over my knee.'
i mean, you can't make this shit up.
i mean, do i look like a bad girl who needs a good spankin' from my uncle?
just stop it.
i know there's a different dynamic when dating, especially dating on nerve...
but maybe this isn't the place for me.
i mean, sure i like my hair pulled.
i mean, sure i like to be spanked - called a naughty girl every once in a while...
but not here...
not now...
not like this...
besides, i'm still having severe anxiety about art bar, 39 year old men, ass groping, and being cornered and pressed on...
this is my own vietnam.
and everytime i go to take the good old profile down, i get this urge to torture myself some more - and keep on chugging.
because a fantastic bombshell co-worker told me today:
'anything worth doing, is worth doing...badly, at least.'
and i did it.
i got through today.
tonight i cooked dinner, and i'm safe at home...in the safe place.
posted by tinamarie @ 8:35 PM
1 Comments:
holy fuckme, Nerve is so fucking whack.
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