randomness
so, everyone knows that when they post their goods online - there's no more annonymity...unless you're one of those cats that doesn't put up pictures; thereby forfeiting all of your rights to any contact - because no one is emailing back some troll with no picture.
that came out mean.
sounds bad, i know.
but i'm a speaker of the truth.
all woman.
all cruves.
all truth.
shit, my own twerp of a brother - i love him - god love him - has a half assed myspace with no pictures or information. now, i know it's because he doesn't care. and jesus, mary and joseph...i hope he's not sending out perv emails...
i'm going off track.
shocker.
no, not the shocker...
yes...
now that the pictures are out and up....
you're a target...
begin tales of encounters...
go!
i guess it would be about a month ago, i was hotlisted by a hottie male.
random sighting #1
site of the incident: cafeteria, mid-town west
i'm eating lunch with my lady friend...i spy the guy
no eye contact was made...
i slither out of the cafeteria unnoticed.
i contemplate the email...but i weiner out because i wasn't too sure whether or not he saw me.
random sighting #2
site of the incident: street corner, mid-town west
i was with the same lady friend...i spy the guy
i think he spies back
i giggle like a teenage girl, put my head down, continue talking to my friend and become slightly awkward.
he crosses the street....
how often does that happen?
not so much.
i usually bump into some cat that i want nothing to do with.
i turn the corner so fast, you'd think i was escaping an LA riot.
but this was good.
but i do have other ones.
bad ones.
not so similar, but all having to do with online crutchery....
the guy 3 cubes down from me...he has a nerve...and i'm writing about him tomorrow.
some other cat i've spied in mid-town west...he has a nerve...he looks relatively harmless...but pictures can be so deceiving.
one of my friends...she has a nerve...and i also had no clue she was a lesbian.
three of my close lady friends...they're on the nerve...and exchanging stories has brought us closer together.
the things you can find out.
amazing.
tell me more
tell me more
posted by tinamarie @ 3:27 PM
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