No Nerve, Never

we interrupt the lack of activity for some thoughts...

do not have sex with an ex.
do not have sex with someone you used to be in love with, then hated, then made up with, then pissed off again, then became friends with again.
do not recycle dick.
do not think that just because it's the same person as before it doesn't count.

if you chose to do these things, you may be subjected to the following:
1 - apologies for what happened 5 years ago
2 - comments on how much your body has changed. "what's your gym regime like?"
3 - flashbacks of that time you almost puked on him cause you smoked an ounce of weed by yourself.
4 - the same exact lines you were fed then, except now with more queso!
5 - the awful realization that it really wasn't that big after all. your love, i mean. ahem.

posted by Cristina @ 8:30 PM