disturbing: capitulo tres
1. being on top during sex2. being on top during sex in the morning (natural light + morning after hangover face = disaster; for me at least)
3. get me while i'm double d-ing (drunk and in the dark) - all body issues go out the window - one would think i was some sort of bedroom diva
4. getting busy while watching a Disney movie
5. making new year's plans
6. thought nothing was better than the words douche baggery - until i was on the tele with the bestie and i came out with cock knockery
*don't know that #6 is really disturbing - but i'm a chick and i say shit like douchey, vag, pussy corner - one might find it - well - disturbing. so, #6 is repping for bitches that find my language less than tolerable; thereby making it disturbing.
*only my friends read this and, by now, they know that i'm nothing but a crutched up douchey ass guidette bitch.
*happy new year
posted by tinamarie @ 12:31 PM
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