status report
the emails on match have been a flowing...here are my favorites to date (i cut and paste from match, so all spelling errors could be accounted for):
the funniest profile I've read on here. Allow me to introduce myself...
(he never even signed his name)
hello, how are you doing?
(he has the longest hair i've ever seen on a man...in my life...)
HOw are you? HOws your week goin? Just wanted to say hey and see how things are goin. HAvent heard back from you so i dont know if you were interested. I would still like to get to know you better. I'm unable to put my email on here but my AIM is xdanfmousx if you would like to contact me there.
(IM me, what are we...16?)
I will really introduce myself this time...my name is Bert. I figured you would you reply with a smart remark
(please see email #1...he finally introduced himself...sorry, bert...i'm not going to introduce myself)
I can send a pic to you, and I liked your profile. How is your weekend going? How long has your profile been posted and have you had any luck with this site?Hope to hear from you!
(no i've had no luck, and i don't want to talk about it...and put a picture up if you want me to write back...dang...i don't do the "i'll send you my pic" thing)
Ok listen are you still single? lol, I'm sure you are not, you seem to sweet and that smile. I would actually fly into town for 1 date with you. Is that crazy or what? Can't even believe I'm saying it but you only live once and you gotta go for it while you got it? Wait,.. "gotta go for it while its good". Wait,.. well you understand. I hope. lol. My name is Sean, its very nice to meet you. I have family and friends in New York so always a place to stay when I visit. However, I think I wanna know you. Is that to forward? Yea, it probably is, ok better said, I'd love to chat and see what's what. You won't last on this site too long because you seem to have a ton to offer and hopefully are as sweet as you sound and look?
(he's 18, from chicago...get a grip, this is not Love on AOL...and it's not 1996, when people did long distance interweb dating...)
how are you? That's a very funny story about getting pooped on my pigeons! Ever get crapped on while sitting inside of a moving car? I did.
( i think he wants me to crap on him...and he had no picture...ick!)
Bueno mascafeconleche...HolaQue tipo de musica sueles cantar en español? que tan mal cantas? ;) :P
(i did put that i speak spanish...not well, but i do...that little fact might have been slightly misleading on my part...however, i do understand him...but he looks like an island pimp, so i will not write back)
LOL youre an energetic one...
(contractions, contractions!!! and eff this lol bullshit...this is online dating, sure...but no emoticons or queer acronyms, please!)
salute..............how u doin......
(i'm italian, you're a thug...do not salute me)
Great profile!Would you like to chat per cellphone, as I am sure you will agree how impersonal the internet is?Regards,Peter.
(he's hot and he lives in Beverly Hills...highly dubious he even exists...if i was desperate, i would phone in for love...but i'm not...besides, there ain't no booty like local booty)
and...the winner is...
i saw you profile. here's mine. contact me. bye
(help me, baby jesus...)
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